A Tiger was giving a wedding party
A Tiger was giving a wedding party for his friends. A rat also came and danced with the other animal. Tiger asked "Who are you? The rat said "I was also a tiger before my marriage!"
mathematicians spending time at the beach
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
the world goes around every 24 hours
Once drunk Banta was standing out on the street corner. A Policeman passes by, asks "What do you think you're doing here?" Banta says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house. Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."
Santa wakes up in hospital, covered in bandages, and notices Banta sitting at his bedside. "What happened to me?" asks Santa.
"Well," replies Banta, "you had a few too many drinks last night, and then you made a bet that you could jump out of the window and fly around the pub."
"Why didn't you stop me?" Santa screams.
"Stop you?" replies Banta. "Hell, I bet five rupees on you."