Its just sperm
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.
She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!
", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.
The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!"
she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???"
So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well.
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
The sign board
In the corridor of a government office was a signboard reading “Don’t make a noise.” Someone added the following words: “Otherwise we may wake up.”
Gajoghar bhaiya ki shaadi hui
Gajoghar bhaiya ki shaadi hui, naye naye sasural gaye. khoob khatirdaari hui. saaliyan to meharbaan hoti hi hain apne jeeja pe, Gajodhar bhaiya bhi kahan kam the, ek din saaliyon ke saath film dekhane ka plan banaya aur elan kar diya. Unki do saaliyan thi, chhoti bari chulbuli aur chanchal.
Saaliyan taiyar hui. chhoti waali ne shorts pahana aur Gajodhar bhaiya ke paas aake boli "jeeju is skirt mein aachhi lag rahi hoon ya nahi?", Bhaiya bole kasam se ekdam patakha lag rahi ho!
Achha jeeju, jara pichhe se dekhna meri panty to nahi dikh rhi, saali ne aage jhukate huye kaha!
Gajodhar bhaiya ne carefully dekha aur bole "abhi to nahi dikh rahi, thora aur jhuko!"
Saali sahiba jhuki, bhaiya bole thora aur, saali aur jhuki, "yaar abhi bhi nahi dikh rahi thora aur jhuko shayad dikh jaye" - Gajodhar bhaiya bole. Saali thora jhuki, Gajodhar bhaiya ne dhyan se dekha, hairan-pareshan, pasine se tar, bole, "meri payari saali jee, sab kuchh to dikh raha hai par aapki panty nahi dikh rahi, lagta hai aap panty pahnana bhool gayi hain."
difference between light and hard
Q: What is the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on!