the world goes around every 24 hours

Once drunk Banta was standing out on the street corner. A Policeman passes by, asks "What do you think you're doing here?" Banta says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house. Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."


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onfident and confidential

A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.


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msg pe msg bhejte ho

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho


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Sardarji takes a Flight to Singapore

Sardarji takes a Flight to Singapore and he is Seated next to An Englishman.
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Sardarji open his Tiffin and Serves himself a Roti.
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ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Sardarji: Bread India
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Sardarji then opens the Box of Jalebi.
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ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Sardarji: Sweet India
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With all the food he Hogged on, Sardarji lets out a huge Fart!
The Englishman is Offended and in Shock Asks.
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ENGLISHMAN: What Was That?
Sardarji: Air India


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