Let me kiss ur lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue. SMILE!
This is ur friend “PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)


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One day the teacher came to class

One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.

She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny ?"

"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.

"No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.<

"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed. "I didn't know the stem was that long!"


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sex-change operation

A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.
“Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a va**na instead of a p***s.”

“What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I’ll never experience another erection?”

“Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not yours.”


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Why did God invent whiskey

Q. Why did God invent whiskey?

A. So the Irish would never rule the world.


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