I really deeply wish dat

I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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You look exactly like my wife

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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understanding Economic

Banta's son is having trouble understanding Economics, so he asks his dad.

"It's very simple," explains his dad. "Let me make it simpler through comparisons.

Since I'm the one who earns for the house, I can be referred to as the Management. Since your mother runs the household, she will be called the Government, the maid is the Working Class, you are the People and your baby brother, since he's so little, will represent the Future."

With that, the little boy goes away to ponder over all that has been said.

That night, his baby brother's wailing awakens him. So, he rushes to his parents room and sees that his father is not in his bed while his mom is fast asleep. He then goes to the maid's room to find his father busy making out with the maid. Tired of everyone ignoring him, the boy goes back to his room.

Next morning, Banta asks him about what he had learned the previous day.

"Well," replies his son, "While the Management is screwing the Working Class, the Government is fast asleep, People are being ignored and the Future is full of shit."

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Sardar put his pencil in

Sardar put his pencil in a
bottle of HORLICKS!
Why?
He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper

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