Jamane ke dar se teri tasveer ko toilet mein chhupa rakha hai!
Aur ho tera deedar bar-bar isiliye jamalgota kha rakha hai!!
R u male or Female?
Answer k lea niche dekhein
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oh no dear ! Yaha nahi apne niche.
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai,
Hausla na chhor, channel na badal,
Cheer leaders kabhi bhi Jhuk sakti hai.
Badi hasrat thi ki kholein unki salwaar ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangey hi chale aye,
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Ja! meri missile! ja! jo mujhe SMS na kare uske dimaag mein ghus kar phat ja.
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Abe wapis kyon Aa gaya?
Boss kam se kam mujhe bhejne se pahle sms bhej kar target ka to pata kar liya karo!
Abe hua kya?
Uske paas to dimaag hi nahi hai!
Bhagwan kare aapko sab kuchh mile
Jaise ki...
Rupya
Paisa
Bangla
Gari
Pyar
Bahar
Khushi Gham
Biwi
Bache
Saaliyan
Girlfriend
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Abe aur kya chahiye lalchi kahin ke?
Bechara Dhobi mera fir raha hai, kyunki uska gadha nahi mil raha hai.
Abh - abhi gupt sutron se pata chala hai ki wo kahin baitha sms padh raha hai.
What is difference between PROBLEM, TALENT & KISMAT?
2 boys love 1 girl - PROBLEM!
1 boy loves 2 girl - TALENT!
2 girls love 1 boy - KISMAT!
Decide who r u?
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!