Category
- Doctors and Nurses
- Bars & Drunkards
- Jokes On Lawyer
- Leaders And Politicians
- Husband Wife Jokes
- Professionals Jokes
- Santa Banta Jokes
- Jeeja Saali Jokes
- Naughty Jokes
- Funny Jokes
- Hot Jokes
- Desi Jokes
- Sardar Ji Jokes
- Others
- Jokes based on facts
- Jokes of naughty child
- jokes-on-call-girls
- Jokes on lovers
- Jokes on Pathan
- Questions and their silly answers
Some Random Jokes
- Its just sperm
- A drunk enters a confessional booth
- Joke Do you go to prostitutes
- Push it in
- Sardarji takes a Flight to Singapore
- The more I abused him
- What does it taste like
- Joke - men ask for a woman's hand
- Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jalana
- At New York's Kennedy airport
- mathematicians spending time at the beach
- Make a Sentence Using Hand
- The Priest and his Son
- importance of a period
- What is Common
Jokes Under Jeeja Saali Jokes
Size of Condom
Saali jija ji se - jeeju main bazaar ja rahi hoon, didi ne kaha hai condom le lene ko, kis size mein le lungi?
Jija - yaar mujhe nahi pata!
Kya jiju? chalo main naap le leti hoon, please let me hold your p*n*s.
Ok, so your size is M, no! no! it is L, nop! I think it is XL, oh! shit! abhi to tisue paper lana parega.
Tota in gift to saali from dear jija
Jeeja sasural jaate samay saath mein ek tota le gaya apni iklauti saali ke liye gift mein. Sasural pahunchkar usne saali ko gift diya to saali boli -"ye kya jija ji sirf ek tota!"
Are saali ji udas kyon hoti ho ye koi sadharan tota nahi hai - jija bola.
Achha kya khasiyat hai ismein? - saali
Ye bolne wala tota hai tum isase jo puchhogi ye jawab dega - jija
Thik hai main isase sawal puchhati hoon uske baad hi batungi aapka gift kaam ka hai ya nahi
Puchho? - jija
Saali (tote se): batao mai kaisee lagti hun?
Tota: ek number ki aiyash aur ishqbaaz lagti ho.
Jiju ye to bara badtamiz tota hai dekho mujhe gaali de raha hai - sali jija se
Jija ne tote ko pani me dubaya aur kaha ab gali dega phir?
Tota: ab agar gali dun to pani me dubakar mar dalna
Phir jija ne saali se kaha ab sawal puchho ye kuchh bhi galat nahi bolega.
Saali : agar ghar me ek larka aye to kya sochoge?
Tota: apke bhai hain?
Saali : agar do ayen to?
Tota: apke 2 bhai hain?
Saali : agar teen aye to?
Tota: apke 2 bhai aur unke dost hain?
Saali : achha agar char aye to?
Tota jija se : suno! pani le ke ao mujhe maar hi daalo yaar! maine pahle hi kaha tha ek number ki aiyash aur ishqbaaz hai ye larki.
Sunsaan jagah aur Bachche
Sali - jiju, sunsan jagah aur bachon mein kya sambandh hai?
Jija - Sunsan jagah par huye hadse hi bachon ko janm dete hain, meri saali ji
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Idli by Jija
Jija ji aap itne bare bare idli kaise bana lete ho? - saali ne poochha
Jija - Tumhari didi ki bra hai na!
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Saali On Cover Page
Model Saali : Jiju, famous hone ka koi aasan tarika batao.
Jija : Tumhare liye bilkul aasan hai! Kisi bestseller magazine ke cover page par aa jao aur dhyan rahe tumhari body cover na ho!
Jeeja Saali ke nonk Jhonk
Ek bande ki nai nai saadi hui. Suhagraat ke baad wapas sasural gaya. Chhoti saali hamesha apne naye-navele jeeja ko pareshan karti rahati thi. Jaise hi jeeja sasural pahuncha apni wife ke sathh, aur saali ko mauka mila usne jhat se jeeja ji se poochha -
Kyun jeeju suhagraat mein to meri yaad bhi nahi aayi hogi?
Jeeja bola - Are nahi saali sahiba yaad kiya na aapko!
Saali - Achha! kaise?
Maine tumhari didi se kaha 'tumhari munni bari tight hai, jara himmat rakhna!' - Jeeja bola.
Conversation Jija and Saali
Conversation Jija and Saali
Saali : Jiju, Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Raat Ko Ghar Se Chale Jate Hai ..
Jija : Saali ji, Yeh Samasya Hai Ya Invitation ?
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Jija: Chalo kisi viraan jagah
Jija: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Saali: Aap aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Jija: Bilkul nahi, uske liye tumhari didi hai na!
saali: To phir rehne do jiju….
Gajodhar bhaiya ki bibi
Gajodhar bhaiya ki bibi unki saali se - "Tu saare kaam mein bekar hai, tu kuchh bhi dhang se nahi kar sakti"
Saali - "Bistar mein to tumse achha karti hoon"
Gajodhar bhaiya ki bibi - "kisane kaha tumse"
Saali chehre par gulabi muskan bikherte hue - "Jeeju bol rahe the".
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Gajodhar Bhaiya Dilli Darshan ko
Gajodhar Bhaiya apni Biwi aur Saali ke sath Dilli aaye, Dilli Darshan ko. Wo pahunch gaye Select City Mall. Wahan unhone Ice cream khayee aur Saali aur Biwi ko bhi khilayi. Kaafi saari kharidaari ki. Mauj masti karte rahe 2 ghante beet gaye saali bechari thora pareshan hone lagi.
Gajodhar bhaiya ne poocha - "kya baat hai saali jee thak gayi kya"
Saali unko ek kone mein le gayi aur boli - "mujhe susu karne ki jagah dikhao"
Gajodhar bhaiya - "Are kya baat karti ho! abhi nahi, ghar pahunch kar dekh lena, yahan bahut saare log hain, tumhari didi kya sochegi?"
"Koi kuchh nahi sochega, mujhe abhi dikhao aap" - Saali
Gajodhar bhaiya full excitement mein bole - "Naughty Girl, itna hi jidd karti ho to thik hai lekin pahale tum dikhao phir hum dikhate hain, haan!"
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Tumhare Liye Churian Laya Hoon
Jeeja Saali se: Tumhare Liye Churian Laya Hoon.
Saali: Aap Hi Pehna Dijiye.
Jeeja: Oooo Teri to, Pehle Pata Hunda Tan Kachhi Le Aounda.!
Jija ji 500 rupaye Dedo
Saali: Jija ji 500 rupaye Dedo, Agle hafte de dungi.
Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, Par Abhi De de.
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aap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez
Jija: Saali ji, aap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi hai?
Saali: Jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap le gaye.
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Joota chhupai ki rasm
Joota chhupai ki rasm ke waqt dulhay ki ek saali ne demand rakhi: main to 1100 loongi.
Doosari saali ne kaha -mai to 2100 loongi.
Peeche se larke ke ek dost ne comment mara - 2310 lelo, us mein FM Bhi hai.
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Gajoghar bhaiya ki shaadi hui
Gajoghar bhaiya ki shaadi hui, naye naye sasural gaye. khoob khatirdaari hui. saaliyan to meharbaan hoti hi hain apne jeeja pe, Gajodhar bhaiya bhi kahan kam the, ek din saaliyon ke saath film dekhane ka plan banaya aur elan kar diya. Unki do saaliyan thi, chhoti bari chulbuli aur chanchal.
Saaliyan taiyar hui. chhoti waali ne shorts pahana aur Gajodhar bhaiya ke paas aake boli "jeeju is skirt mein aachhi lag rahi hoon ya nahi?", Bhaiya bole kasam se ekdam patakha lag rahi ho!
Achha jeeju, jara pichhe se dekhna meri panty to nahi dikh rhi, saali ne aage jhukate huye kaha!
Gajodhar bhaiya ne carefully dekha aur bole "abhi to nahi dikh rahi, thora aur jhuko!"
Saali sahiba jhuki, bhaiya bole thora aur, saali aur jhuki, "yaar abhi bhi nahi dikh rahi thora aur jhuko shayad dikh jaye" - Gajodhar bhaiya bole. Saali thora jhuki, Gajodhar bhaiya ne dhyan se dekha, hairan-pareshan, pasine se tar, bole, "meri payari saali jee, sab kuchh to dikh raha hai par aapki panty nahi dikh rahi, lagta hai aap panty pahnana bhool gayi hain."
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Jeeja jee Sasural aaye
Jeeja jee Sasural aaye.
Saali ne jhuk kar Jeeja ke Paon chuey aur kaha, - "ASHIRVAD DO Jeeja ji"
Jeeja ne haath phera aur kaha! Jeeti raho Saali jee, par kam se kam bra to pahan liya karo