Ek Fauji ko shart laganey ki aadat thi. Sabhi usase pareshan the.
Ek din Major ne usey bulaya or shart lagane se mana kiya!
Fauji: Sir aakhri shart, usake baad nahi lagaunga.
Major khushi khusi raaji ho gaya, bola - bolo kya shart hai?
Fauji : Apko bawaseer hai.
Major: main shart lagata hun ke nahi hai
Fauji: Main ungli dal Ke dekhunga?
Major khush hotay huye - 5 hazar ki shart lag gai.
Fauji ne ungli di, darwaza khula or Sarey staff ne andar jhanka or Ronay lagy,
major pant pehan kar bahar gaya, poocha kya hua?
Staff: isne humse 50,000 ki shart lagayi thi Ki Major ki ***& me ungli daal ke dikhaunga!
Ek Aadmi Roz Subah Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Chadh Ke Baith Jata Tha. Poocho Kyon? Bechara MBA Kar Ke Paagal Ho Gaya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha!
A man is away on business, at a convention for marvellous machines. He found a long corridor lined with machines and decided to try a few. The first he came to was called ''The Wonder Cut''. He inserted his money and did as he was told to do by the instructions. He lay back in the chair and after a few minutes the machine stopped and he hopped out of the chair, with the best hair cut he had ever had.
Further down the corridor he came to a machine that said, 'For the best shave every insert here'', so he inserted his money in and place his face in the slot. And sure enough his face had the best shave he had ever had.
He walked on down the corridor until he came to the last machine. It said ''for the man who has been away from his wife for a long time and is in dire need.. The rest of the words were rubbed of but he got the general idea. He made sure no one was looking and inserted his money, undid his fly and placed his ''thing'' in the hole. The machine rumbled and after a few minutes of extreme pain he withdrew his thing from the hole with a new shiny button neatly sewed on the end.
A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That's a good piece of fir." "Correct, says the manager, now try this one." "That's a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.
With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused, says the blind man, Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her ass in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, you're trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It's the shit house door off a tuna boat!"