A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them, he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room, and he found himself completely naked in the halls of the world''s most powerful military organization HQ. But, luckily, no one was around to see him.
So, he ran as fast as he could to the elevator. When it arrived, it was empty. He breathed a sigh of relief and got in. When the doors opened on his floor, there was no one waiting outside. "This must be my lucky day," he said to himself.
He was now only a few yards from his office. Suddenly, he heard footsteps coming from around the corner. He heard the General's voice. There was no way he'd make it to his door in time, so he ducked into the closest office available, and found himself in the laboratory for Research and Development. The Head Scientist looked up from one of her experiments with puzzled interest.
The soldier thought quickly, stood up straight and saluted. "I am here to report the partial success of the Personal Invisibility Device," he said.
"I see," the Head Scientist said. "But the Shrink Ray seems to be working perfectly."
God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining his subordinates...
"Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deers there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension...
And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes...
And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests... So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.
One of the angels asked... "God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?" God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA", my most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold...
The angel was quite surprised "But god you said everything should be in balance."
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: When did Bourbaki stop writing books?
A: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person...
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
Q: RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
A: TAILOR ( darzi )
Q: SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
A: Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
Q: Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ??
A: Shehwag is an opener
Q: Who kya hai Jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
A: aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
Q: What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho....... ........
A: Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
A: Adidas
Q: Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.
Luv falls into the well. Why ?
A: Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Q: Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
A: Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Q: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..??
A: D'Cold chain ki saans
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Q: Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
A: They are there for those who don t drink.
Q: What do you get if you put some sugar under your pillow?
A: Sweet dreams!
Q: What did the Sardar say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Sardars in four cars at a four way stop
Q: Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds.
Q: Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.
Q: Why can't Sardars dial 911?
A: They can't find the 11 on the phone!